Feb 8 - Frog Jokes

Today is Kite Flying Day!

Some random jokes about frogs:

For our library folks:

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK." Not sure she was sane she gave the chickens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK BUK BUK." Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's head up saying "RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!"

For our stylish folks (you know who you are!):

What kind of shoes to frogs like? Open toad sandals!

For the CDS team:

What did one frog say to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Leapin’ Lizards – February is also National Hot Breakfast Month!  Tomorrow is Read in the Bathtub Day! AND Extraterrestrial Visitor Day!

Congrats to Kiersten who was the first person to wiggle all her finger at me yesterday! She won a frog magnet.

Congrats to Kathy L and Melissa who pointed out that there were actually 9 FROGs in the word find! Frog magnets for both of you.

Answer to yesterday’s tough riddle was:

WITHOUT USING GOOGLE, etc… Which 10 artists had songs titled “Jump”?  Van Halen was the only answer anyone got right!

Song Title	Artist
	Aesop
	B B King
Jump	Bassnectar
	Bassnectar feat Foreign Beggars
	Big Joe Turner
	Bow Wow
	Brian setzer
	Cypress Hills
	Dean Martin
	Destiny's Child
	Face Down
Jump	Flo Rida
Jump	Girls Aloud
	Harry Belafonte
	House of Pain
	Jethro Tull
Jump	Kriss Kross
Jump	Kylie Minogue
	Lil Kim
	Louis Armstrong
Jump	Madonna
	Metallica
	Pointer Sisters
	Riff
	Rolling Stones
	Scooter
Jump	Simple Plan
	Sir Mix-A-Lot
	Slipknot
	Soulja Boy
	Sugarhill Gang
Jump	The Moffats
	Third Eye Blind
	Tokio Hotel
Jump	Van Halen
Jump	XTC